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A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” the man asked.
The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Julie on it that I found in your pants pocket”.
The man then said “When I [...]
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks [...]
A woman goes to a newspaper office and wants to place the following death notice: “George dead!”
An employee of the newspaper remarks: “This dead notice is too short for being published! Why don’t you amend it?”
Woman: “I can’t afford that!”
Employee: “Well, I’ll make an exception for you! You will get 2 [...]
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money,and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die, I want you to take all my
money and put it in the casket with [...]
An man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had [...]
An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”
The man replied, “Yes sir, I did.” The robber then shot him in the temper , killing him instantly.
He then turned [...]
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known “happy going marriage”.
Editor: “Sir. It’s [...]
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