Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired with the mobile communication and decided to use the conventional method of communication. That is to use pigeons to send messages. One day Santa sends his pigeon. When the pigeon reached Banta, it was with out any message.
Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Santa to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame? —- Question: “Should Women have Children after 35?” Smart Santa Singh Replied: “No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!” —- Sir: What [...]
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending eternity here, but I’ll let you pick your own room from three I’ll show you,” the devil said.
In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. “I don’t like that,” said the man. [...]
A woman goes to a newspaper office and wants to place the following death notice: “George dead!” An employee of the newspaper remarks: “This dead notice is too short for being published! Why don’t you amend it?”
Woman: “I can’t afford that!”
Employee: “Well, I’ll make an exception for you! You will get 2 [...]
