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An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which
conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during
the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct
the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form
what remedial [...]
DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER… This case happened in a hospital’s Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one [...]
*Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai. *
*Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.
*Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata.. par yahan future bada bright hai …
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai,
‘Teri shaadi gadhe se kar dunga…!’*
*Bas isi ummeed me baitha [...]
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”
The man replied, “Yes sir, I did.” The robber then shot him in the temper , killing him instantly.
He then turned [...]
Once a very healthy Punjaban around 35 – 40 years of age went for a
job interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw her
with the colourful dress on that 80 Kg body with the full punjabi loo
on the face, he started thinking, ” OH NOOOOO……ATLEAST THIS
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known “happy going marriage”.
Editor: “Sir. It’s [...]
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