Dec 11
Jun 08
Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired with the mobile communication
and decided to use the conventional method of communication.
That is to use pigeons to send messages. One day Santa sends his pigeon.
When the pigeon reached Banta, it was with out any message.
Angrily, Banta picks up his mobile and calls and asks Santa “what is this – a joke? The pigeon is without any message.”
Guess what Santa said???
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“Stupid, that was a missed call!
May 31
May 05
A Coca Cola salesman returned from his Middle East assignment diappointed.
A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”
The salesman explained, “I was very confident I would make a good sales pitch in the Middle East as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem. I didn’t speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters…
“First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand…totally exhausted and fainting.
“Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
“Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
“Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
“And then these posters were pasted all over the place
“That should have worked,” said the friend.
“The hell it should have,” said the salesman, “Didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left.”
May 04
Judge: Don’t U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Santa to judge: U R coming daily, don’t U have shame?
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Question: “Should Women have Children after 35?”
Smart Santa Singh Replied: “No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!”
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa Singh: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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Santa Singh attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Santa Singh: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
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Santa Singh in airplane going 2 Bankok .. While its landing he shouted: ” Bangkok … Bangkok”
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Santa Singh: “Ok. Angkok. Angkok”
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Santa Singh got a sms from his girl friend: “I MISS YOU”
Santa Singh replied: “I Mr YOU” !!.
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Santa Singh: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Santa Singh: 3 Months Ago
Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Santa Singh: We were using duplicate key
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Why Santa Singh opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office….
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After finishing MBBS Santa Singh started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient’s Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said: “Torch is okay”
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Santa Singh: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Banta Singh: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
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Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Santa Singh: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
======== Jokes in Hindi ==================
Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Santa Singh: ullu ke patthe gadhe idiot naalaayak besharam tujhe kuch nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa.
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Wife-Oye ji, Sunte Ho,Utho Utho,Raat ke 2 baje he.
Husband- itni rat ko Q…Uthaya Mujhe
Wife-Aap neend ki goli Lena to bhul Hi gaye..!
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Santa : “Ek litre gaaye{cow} Ka Dhoodh Dena.”
Banta : “Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai.”
Santa :”Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de..”
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Interviewer: To bataiye PANI ke bina Insan kaise Marega?
Santa Singh: PANI nai hoga to Insan Tairega kaise? Aur Tairega nahi to doob jayega!
Keep laughing…
Apr 20
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed for all to see.
One morning while getting ready for the day, he bounded into the room with his
arms outstretched. In his hands were three magnetic letters: G-O-D.
“Look what I spelled, Mom!” with a proud smile on his face.
“That’s wonderful!” his mom praised him. “Now go put them on the fridge so Dad
can see when he gets home tonight.”
The mom happily thought that her son’s Catholic education was certainly having
an impact. Just then, a little voice called from the kitchen: “Mom? How do you spell
‘zilla’?” (G-O-D-Zilla )